Joke:Definitions
Boss
-- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Criminal -- A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Diplomat -- A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Doctor -- A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Consultant -- Person who con and insult his client and still get paid by the client for doing it.
Experience -- The name men give to their mistakes.
Father-- A banker provided by nature.
Marriage -- It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.
Miser -- A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Rumour -- News that travels at the speed of sound.(Facts that we can't deny)
Tears -- The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Worry -- Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
Yawn -- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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