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英文笑话: TEN TEN TOP REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER


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Joke: TEN TEN TOP REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER


10.- The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system

9.- No "couple" enjoy a better "moment"

8.- We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship

7.- We have significant figures

6.- EK301: The motion of rigid bodies

5.- Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?

4.- Engineers do it to specification

3.- According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite 2.- We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force 1.- WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE




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