Joke:Dog vs Women
*Dogs don't cry.
*Dogs love it when your friends come over.
*Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
*Dogs think you sing great.
*A dog's time in the bathroom is just for a quick drink.
*Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
*Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
*Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
*Dogs are excited by rough play.
*Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
*Dogs understand that farts are funny.
*Dogs love red meat.
*Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
*Anyone can get a good looking dog.
*If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
*Dogs don't shop.
*Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
*A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
*Dogs never need to examine your relationship.
*A dog's parents never visit.
*Dogs love long car trips.
*Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
*Dogs know that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
*If a dog gets old and starts to snap at you constantly, you can shoot it.
*Dogs like beer.
*Dogs don't hate their bodies.
*Dogs never buy Kenny G or Michael Bolton albums.
*Dogs never put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
*Dogs never criticize.
*Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
*Dogs never expect gifts.
*It is legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
*Dogs don't worry about germs.
*Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
*Dogs like to do their snooping outside, not in your wallet, your pockets, or your sock drawer.
*Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
*A dog would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one. *You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
*Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
*Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
*Dogs never want foot-rubs.
*Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
*Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
*Dogs can't talk.
*Dogs aren't catty.
*Dogs seldom outlive you.
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