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英文笑话:AGGRAVATION & IRRITATION


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Joke:AGGRAVATION & IRRITATION

Two men were talking. One of them wanted to know the difference between 'aggravation' and 'irritation'.

The other one said, "Hand me the phone book. I'll show you the difference".

He called a number and a woman answered, "Hello," he said "I'd like to speak to Joe." The woman replied sweetly, "I'm sorry, but you have the wrong number."

The caller apologized and hung up. He wait a minute and then redialed the woman's number. "I'd like to speak to Joe." he said when the woman answered, you must be the same gentleman who called before." She said, "I'm sorry, but you have dialed the wrong number again."

He apologized once more. A minute later, he dialed the same number. "Let me talk to Joe" he said. The woman was by now obviously angry, "I've told you twice that there is no Joe living here! Don't bother me again with that!" she slammed down the phone.

The man turned to his friend and said "That's irritation. Now I'll show you what aggravation is." He dialed the number again. When the woman answered, he said, "This is Joe, did anybody call me ?"

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