Joke:Jesus
Three proofs that Jesus was Jewish:
he went into his father's business he lived at home until the age of 33 he was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God
Three proofs that Jesus was Irish:
he never got married he never held a steady job his last request was a drink Three proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican:
his first name was Jesus he was always in trouble with the law his mother did not know who his father was
Three proofs that Jesus was Italian: he talked with his hand he had wine with every meal he worked in the building trades
Three proofs that Jesus was black: he called everybody brother he had no permanent address nobody would hire him Three proofs that Jesus was Californian: he never cut his hair he walked around barefoot he invented a new religion
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