Joke:For Christmas
For Christmas, Sonny finally got the chemistry set he had been bugging his parents for. He took it to the basement and stayed down there all day. Eventually, his dad went down and found him surrounded by test tubes, pounding something into the wall. "Why are you hammering a nail into the wall;;?" asked his dad, "It's not a nail," said Sonny. "It's a worm!" He showed his dad the solution that he had soaked the worm in, and his Dad said, "I'll tell you what. You give me the test tube with the solution in it and I'll buy you a Toyota." Sonny handed the test tube over.
The next day when
Sonny got home from school he saw a brand new Mercedes-Benz parked in the driveway. He asked hi Dad about the car. "Oh," said his father, "the Toyota is in the garage. The Mercedes is from your mother."
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