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Subject: (:)Top Ten Ways to Know You Joined the Wrong Church
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Received from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama:
Top Ten Ways You Know You Joined The Wrong Church
10. The church bus has gun racks.
9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor, and
Socio-Pastor
8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."
7. There's an ATM machine in the narthex.
6. Choir wears leather robes.
5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. — "Bring your own Snake"
4. No cover charge but communion is a two-drink minimum.
3. Pastor regularly attends meetings at Las Vegas.
2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"
And the number one reason you know that you joined the wrong church...
1. The Women's Quartet are all married to the Pastor!
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