英文笑话:Those days |
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Joke:Those days
Not so long ago... An application was for employment
A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy you hoped nobody found out! Compress was something you did to garbage not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they wish they were dead!
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