英文笑话:Yo MAMA |
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Joke:Yo MAMA
1) Your mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles the traffic slows down.
2) Your mama's lips are so big, that Chap Stick had to invent a spray! 3) Your mom is so stupid, she has problems reading blank pages. 4) Your mama is so fat, when it rains she's gotta go inside so the lawn can get water.
5) Your Mama is so fat, that they had to take aerial shots of her senior pictures.
6) Your mama is so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
7) Your mom is so old she went to an antique parlor and they kept her.
8) Your Mama so fat, when she goes to get out of the bath you have to call the Coast Guard.
9) Your mama's so short, when I kicked some dirt on her, she died of an avalanche
10) Your mama is so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
11) Your mama's teeth is so yellow, when she talks, i can't believe it's not butter!
12) Your mama is so fat, after sex with her, I rolled over twice, and I was still on her.
13) Your mama is so old, she has Jesus' autograph on her Starter jacket.
14) Your mama's odor is so funky, Right Guard turns left, Secret tells on itself
15) Your mama is so ugly, they put a brown bag over your head when you were born
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